Palm utility that randomly generates creative high-tech product or service names, adding instant futuristic flair on the go
Palm utility that randomly generates creative high-tech product or service names, adding instant futuristic flair on the go
Vote: (18 votes)
Created: 2002-05-31
MD5: 5be0e9597d3ad6672df43dddc3766a3a
Size: 10 KB
Vote
(18 votes)
Created
2002-05-31
MD5
5be0e9597d3ad6672df43dddc3766a3a
Size
10 KB
This utility for your palm will help you generate a high-tech name for any product or service.
TorpoLeximatic v1.0
Released August 3, 1999
Copyright 1999, AcmeVaporware, Inc.
http: www.acmevaporware.com
The TorpoLeximatic for Palm (a port of AcmeVaporware's
web-based version) is the world's first free,
torpo-induction virtual machine designed exclusively to run
on a PDA and generate custom, high-tech nomenclature for any
product or service -- regardless of whether or not it works.
(The TorpoLeximatic has been shown to work on Palm 0/S 2.0
and 3.0. Your mileage may vary.)
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About AcmeVaporware
AcmeVaporware, Inc. is a pretty darn big mega-multi-billion
dollar content globalization machine, providing
incomprehensive torpophysical Layer data and socratic and
platonic transportation, lexiconographical logistics and
torpovapor supply-chain/e-commerce management solutions to
large, medium, small, very small and very very tiny
enterprises, postal carriers, network service providers and
any country with a nuclear proliferation strategy, as well
all goddamned consumers, on a global scale that would make
your grandma sing show tunes while naked, wearing black
socks. Information on AcmeVaporware, its clandestine
technology arm, and its future profligate amounts of purest,
finest-quality vapor are mostly classified. Regardless, it's
all on www.acmevaporware.com anyway, so whatever.
AcmeVaporware is a registered trademark of AcmeVaporware
Inc. (no, really). All rights reserved. Don't mess with us.
Our attorney is Charles Manson's brother-in-law's girlfriend
Pam. Our OTHER attorney will graduate soon and find you
naked with that bowl of Jell-O. He will.
(c) 1999, 2000 and Beyond, AcmeVaporware Inc.
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Palm OS TorpoLex Contact:
Please send bug reports to Dr. John GiantRobot
.
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Legal:
The TorpoLeximatic
Copyright (c) 1999 AcmeVaporware, Inc.
The Palm TorpoLeximatic software is free and provided as is, with no
guarantee of fitness for any particular task. The user assumes *all*
responsibility for its use. You have been warned!
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